Cosmic by Frank Cottrell Boyce
Mom, Dadâ€”if youâ€™re listeningâ€”you know I said I was going to the South Lakeland Outdoor Activity Center with the school?
To be completely honest, Iâ€™m not exactly in the Lake District.
To be completely honest, Iâ€™m more sort of in space.
Iâ€™m on this rocket, the Infinite Possibility. Iâ€™m about two hundred thousand miles above the surface of the Earth. Iâ€™m all rightâ€¦ish.
I know Iâ€™ve got some explaining to do. This is me doing it.
I lied about my age.
I sort of gave the impression I was about thirty. Obviously Iâ€™m more sort of thirteen-ish. On my next birthday.
To be fair, everyone lies about their age. Adults pretend to be younger. Teenagers pretend to be older. Children wish they were grown-ups. Grown-ups wish they were children.
Itâ€™s not like I had to try very hard, is it? Everyone always thinks Iâ€™m older than I really am, just because Iâ€™m tall. In St. Joan of Arc Primary the teachers seemed to think that height and age were the same thing. If you were taller than someone, you must be older than them. If you were tall and you made a mistakeâ€”even if it was only your first dayâ€”you got, â€œYou should know better, big lad like you.â€
Why, by the way? Why should a big lad know better just because heâ€™s big? King Kongâ€™s a big lad. Would he know the way to the bathroom on his first day at school? When no one had told him? No, I donâ€™t think he would.
Anyway, a few hours back the Infinite Possibility was supposed to complete a routine maneuver and basically it didnâ€™t. It rolled out of orbit, wrecking all the communications equipment, and now Iâ€™m very lost in space.
Iâ€™ve brought this mobile phone with meâ€”because itâ€™s got pictures of home on it. Itâ€™s also got an audio-diary function. Thatâ€™s what Iâ€™m talking into now. Talking makes me feel less lonely. Unless you get this message you wonâ€™t know about any of this because this is a secret mission. They said that if it goes wrong theyâ€™re going to deny all knowledge of it. And us. Thereâ€™s five of us on board. The others are all asleep.
Can you believe that, by the way? Weâ€™re in a rocket, spinning hopelessly out of control and into Forever, and what is their chosen course of action?
When we got the maneuver just slightly wrongâ€”just slightly enough to make us completely doomedâ€”they all screamed for about an hour and then they dozed off.
I canâ€™t sleep. I canâ€™t get comfortable in sleeping bags because theyâ€™re always too small for me.
Plus I think if I stay awake I might have an idea. And save us all. Thatâ€™s why Iâ€™m recording this on my Draxphone. If I do get home, Iâ€™m going to give it to you and then youâ€™ll understand how I ended up in deep space when I said I was going pond dipping in the Lake District.
If you are listening to this though, and you are not my mom and dad, you are probably a pointy-headed, ninety-legged, sucker-footed alien, in which case, can I just say, â€œHello, I come in peace. And, if you happen to have the technology, please post this phone to:
Mr. and Mrs. Digbyâ€”23 Glenarm Close, Bootle, Liverpool 22, England, The Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, et cetera. If itâ€™s not too much trouble.â€
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