Come On, Man!: The Truth About Joe Biden’s Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Presidency

“Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”

—Barack Obama (reportedly)

Underpromise. Overdeliver. It’s the number one rule in politics and sales and buying a wedding ring.

Joseph R. Biden Jr. has never embraced this simple rule.

“If you hear nothing else I say tonight, hear this. ANYONE that is responsible for that many deaths should not remain as president of the United States of America,” candidate Biden declared during the first presidential debate against President Trump in September of 2020 regarding the novel coronavirus.

“I will take care of this,” he declared. “I will END this. I’m going to SHUT DOWN the virus, not the country.”

What kind of person promises to shut down a virus? Did Joe Biden, who had underperformed as a student, senator, two-time presidential candidate, and vice president know something that leaders of every country on the planet didn’t know? Was there some kind of genius plan in store that COVID would never see coming?

To quote the great philosopher Mike Tyson after he was asked if he was concerned about his opponent’s fight plan going into a bout:

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”

And in Biden’s first year as president, he got punched by reality and changing conditions on the ground. A lot.

By the way, if Biden had any standards, he would have resigned already based on his own criteria. Because more people died of COVID in 2021 under Biden (with vaccines and therapeutics available, mind you) than they did the previous year under Trump (without vaccines and therapeutics available, mind you).

Anyone who is responsible for that many deaths should not remain as president of the United States of America, after all. They’re your rules, old sport.

But as this president and this administration have done so often, in Afghanistan, with inflation, they swore that Omicron variant came without warning in playing the victim of circumstances card (a common theme you’ll see throughout this book).

“I don’t think anybody anticipated the Omicron variant,” Biden said on Dec. 21, 2021. “It all started all of a sudden.”

Vice President Harris echoed that inspiring sentiment.

“We didn’t see Delta coming. I think most scientists did not—upon whose advice and direction we have relied—didn’t see Delta coming,” Harris said on December 17, 2021. “We didn’t see Omicron coming. And that’s the nature of what this, this awful virus has been, which as it turns out, has mutations and variants.”

It “turns out” a virus “has mutations and variants”??? Are these really the top two people in charge? Biden’s own testing experts warned a surge was coming. I’m no doctor, but I can read. And anyone who has been alive and is literate knows that every virus has mutations and variants.

Team Biden would eventually announce in January that at-home tests were on the way. And when they finally did arrive, weeks later, Omicron had spread so rapidly that it had nowhere else to go and petered out. By the end of February, daily cases in the U.S. were below 50,000, a relatively low number when considering the country was averaging more than 500,000 one month prior. The billions spent on the testing were essentially wasted since the tests were largely no longer needed.

The lesson here is that no one person, especially someone as inept as Joe Biden has proven to be throughout his entire existence as a lawmaker and candidate, should ever promise to control a virus. To stop a virus. And when this president says he’s going to conquer cancer, it’s such utter bullshit to the point of insulting by playing with people’s emotions like that for a cheap applause line in somehow attempting to appear magnanimous.

By every metric, America has arguably the worst president of the television era residing in the Oval Office (at least when he isn’t in Delaware). This isn’t some bloviating opinion, by the way. It’s based on basic facts:

Inflation at a forty-year high. Gas prices are at their highest point ever. Murders at a twenty-five-year high. Illegal border crossings at an all-time high. Parents are furious over an increasingly extremist “education” agenda for our kids. The world is increasingly unstable with our enemies more brazen, more emboldened, more dangerous.

We’ll go into more detail on these metrics later, but it’s truly hard to see where this president is succeeding or even shooting par.

Democrats and the media insisted up and down for five years before Joe Biden became President Biden that Trump would lie like a person breathes. They told us his kids were corrupt. They said he didn’t care about immigrants despite being married to one. They said he spit on our soldiers’ graves. They claimed he was a cognitive mess, that his rhetoric would cause World War III. He would start a worldwide recession (here’s looking at you, Paul Krugman), and that he would only talk to “state-run media.” And he would embarrass us abroad while keeping a light schedule.

All of this sentiment and these portrayals were correctly applied to the U.S. president, that’s for certain. Except they don’t apply to Trump, but to his successor.

So the questions many have about the current president (and none of them are comforting) are:

Is Joe Biden allowing his presidency to be run by other people, his chief of staff Ron Klain, his Domestic Policy Advisor Susan Rice, his former boss Barack Obama, his wife Jill Biden, because he’s mentally checked out? Or is he your typical DC swamp creature who “evolves” (the media’s term for Democrats who flip-flop) on issues as polling on said issue shifts?

Is Joe Biden really this liberal by insisting on expanding government to unprecedented levels, spending our way out of inflation, opening our borders, and teaching kids more about race and sex than reading, writing, science, and math?

Whose ship is this anyway? And are many in the media covering for Joe Biden by making excuses for his myriad of failures because they think their viewers and readers are stupid/uninformed? Or because they’re fooling themselves thanks to the conformity of thought that exists in the political media hubs of deep (deep) blue New York City and Washington?

And finally, is Team Biden just plain unlucky or is everything Americans are seeing and feeling actually the administration’s fault?

According to the president, everything that has gone wrong in this country is everyone else’s fault. Inflation is on Putin. Gas prices? Also Putin, along with evil U.S. oil companies. The border? Trump left it wide open, according to his successor. It’s enough to make your hair hurt.

“Here’s my promise to you: If I’m elected president, I will always choose to unite rather than divide. I’ll take responsibility instead of blaming others. I’ll never forget that the job isn’t about me—it’s about you,” Biden promised right before the election in a tweet that has aged as well as mayonnaise left out in the sun.

Here’s what we do know: We have Joe Biden because many in media moved heaven and earth to make him the forty-sixth president. They felt it was their moral duty to save us from Donald Trump. The guy who replaced Trump was seen as irrelevant to the overall mission. And with that myopic focus on ousting the forty-fifth president, they never bothered to scrutinize or challenge the forty-sixth.

And when it comes to Joe Biden, there was and is plenty to scrutinize . . .

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Dedication

Epigraph

Introduction

1. The Man Who Broke the Border

2. Fentanyl: The Crisis No One’s Talking About

3. Foreign Policy Amateur Hour

4. COVID Rules Are for Ordinary People

5. Everything Is Free If You Wish Hard Enough

6. Bidenflation

7. PSAKIBOMB!

8. We Were Promised Adults in Charge

9. Milli Bidenilli

10. Silver Spoon Biden Fails Upward

11. Civil Rights Champion Joe

12. Snap. Crackle. Corn Pop.

13. Get This Man Elected

14. Mostly Peaceful Riots

15. The Death of Escapism

16. The Decline of Real Journalism

17. Keeping Up with the Cuomos

18. CNN’s Secret Plot to Support Biden

19. The Conservative Anti-Trump Media Army

20. Even Dems Don’t Like Biden

21. Fairness Is Overrated

22. Obama and Biden’s War on the Press Trumps Trump

23. Who’s Afraid of Ron DeSantis?

Conclusion

Acknowledgments

Index

About the Author

Copyright

About the Publisher